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+class InsultPlugin < Plugin
+
+## insults courtesy of http://insulthost.colorado.edu/
+
+##
+# Adjectives
+##
+@@adj = [
+"acidic",
+"antique",
+"contemptible",
+"culturally-unsound",
+"despicable",
+"evil",
+"fermented",
+"festering",
+"foul",
+"fulminating",
+"humid",
+"impure",
+"inept",
+"inferior",
+"industrial",
+"left-over",
+"low-quality",
+"malodorous",
+"off-color",
+"penguin-molesting",
+"petrified",
+"pointy-nosed",
+"salty",
+"sausage-snorfling",
+"tastless",
+"tempestuous",
+"tepid",
+"tofu-nibbling",
+"unintelligent",
+"unoriginal",
+"uninspiring",
+"weasel-smelling",
+"wretched",
+"spam-sucking",
+"egg-sucking",
+"decayed",
+"halfbaked",
+"infected",
+"squishy",
+"porous",
+"pickled",
+"coughed-up",
+"thick",
+"vapid",
+"hacked-up",
+"unmuzzled",
+"bawdy",
+"vain",
+"lumpish",
+"churlish",
+"fobbing",
+"rank",
+"craven",
+"puking",
+"jarring",
+"fly-bitten",
+"pox-marked",
+"fen-sucked",
+"spongy",
+"droning",
+"gleeking",
+"warped",
+"currish",
+"milk-livered",
+"surly",
+"mammering",
+"ill-borne",
+"beef-witted",
+"tickle-brained",
+"half-faced",
+"headless",
+"wayward",
+"rump-fed",
+"onion-eyed",
+"beslubbering",
+"villainous",
+"lewd-minded",
+"cockered",
+"full-gorged",
+"rude-snouted",
+"crook-pated",
+"pribbling",
+"dread-bolted",
+"fool-born",
+"puny",
+"fawning",
+"sheep-biting",
+"dankish",
+"goatish",
+"weather-bitten",
+"knotty-pated",
+"malt-wormy",
+"saucyspleened",
+"motley-mind",
+"it-fowling",
+"vassal-willed",
+"loggerheaded",
+"clapper-clawed",
+"frothy",
+"ruttish",
+"clouted",
+"common-kissing",
+"pignutted",
+"folly-fallen",
+"plume-plucked",
+"flap-mouthed",
+"swag-bellied",
+"dizzy-eyed",
+"gorbellied",
+"weedy",
+"reeky",
+"measled",
+"spur-galled",
+"mangled",
+"impertinent",
+"bootless",
+"toad-spotted",
+"hasty-witted",
+"horn-beat",
+"yeasty",
+"boil-brained",
+"tottering",
+"hedge-born",
+"hugger-muggered",
+"elf-skinned",
+]
+
+##
+# Amounts 
+##
+@@amt = [
+"accumulation",
+"bucket",
+"coagulation",
+"enema-bucketful",
+"gob",
+"half-mouthful",
+"heap",
+"mass",
+"mound",
+"petrification",
+"pile",
+"puddle",
+"stack",
+"thimbleful",
+"tongueful",
+"ooze",
+"quart",
+"bag",
+"plate",
+"ass-full",
+"assload",
+]
+
+##
+# Objects
+##
+@@noun = [
+"bat toenails",
+"bug spit",
+"cat hair",
+"chicken piss",
+"dog vomit",
+"dung",
+"fat-woman's stomach-bile",
+"fish heads",
+"guano",
+"gunk",
+"pond scum",
+"rat retch",
+"red dye number-9",
+"Sun IPC manuals",
+"waffle-house grits",
+"yoo-hoo",
+"dog balls",
+"seagull puke",
+"cat bladders",
+"pus",
+"urine samples",
+"squirrel guts",
+"snake assholes",
+"snake bait",
+"buzzard gizzards",
+"cat-hair-balls",
+"rat-farts",
+"pods",
+"armadillo snouts",
+"entrails",
+"snake snot",
+"eel ooze",
+"slurpee-backwash",
+"toxic waste",
+"Stimpy-drool",
+"poopy",
+"poop",
+"craptacular carpet droppings",
+"jizzum",
+"cold sores",
+"anal warts",
+]
+  
+  def help(plugin, topic="")
+    if(plugin == "insult")
+      return "insult me|<person> => insult you or <person>"
+    elsif(plugin == "msginsult")
+      return "msginsult <nick> => insult <nick> via /msg"
+    else
+      return "insult module topics: msginsult, insult"
+    end
+  end
+  def privmsg(m)
+    suffix=""
+    unless(m.params)
+      m.reply "incorrect usage: " + help(m.plugin)
+      return
+    end
+    msgto = m.channel
+    if(m.plugin =~ /^msginsult$/)
+      prefix = "you are "
+      if (m.params =~ /^#/)
+        prefix += "all "
+      end
+      msgto = m.params
+      suffix = " (from #{m.sourcenick})"
+    elsif(m.params =~ /^me$/)
+      prefix = "you are "
+    else
+      prefix = "#{m.params} is "
+    end
+    insult = generate_insult
+    @bot.say msgto, prefix + insult + suffix
+  end
+  def generate_insult
+    adj = @@adj[rand(@@adj.length)]
+    adj2 = ""
+    loop do
+      adj2 = @@adj[rand(@@adj.length)]
+      break if adj2 != adj
+    end
+    amt = @@amt[rand(@@amt.length)]
+    noun = @@noun[rand(@@noun.length)]
+    start = "a "
+    start = "an " if ['a','e','i','o','u'].include?(adj[0].chr)
+    "#{start}#{adj} #{amt} of #{adj2} #{noun}"
+  end
+end
+plugin = InsultPlugin.new
+plugin.register("insult")
+plugin.register("msginsult")
+