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@@ -172,11 +172,14 @@ Cannot join #real_life (invite only)
"Reality is a thing of the past" - Matrix
"The future will not be user friendly" - Matrix
"The general idea in chat is to make yourself understandable... ..." - Peer
-"heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky
+"heh i am talkin to someone...she's not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky
"He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"France sucks, but Paris swallows"
-"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
-Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection.
-Sysadmins can't be sued for malpractice, but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards.
+"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
+"Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
+"Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection."
+"Sysadmins can't be sued for malpractice, but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards."
+"FACE!"
+"Dirka Dirka Mohammed JIHAD!"