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| author | bricker <bricker@e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7> | 2008-05-29 20:12:56 +0000 |
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| committer | bricker <bricker@e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7> | 2008-05-29 20:12:56 +0000 |
| commit | 74cea878206597a4b80039b42f94296b85da230c (patch) | |
| tree | 2c881fa439d76602196b13ee83a86e14a2bf9778 /conf | |
| parent | 7547509db91a15dbbc67c84998a5ba630f87afc4 (diff) | |
If Chuck Norris and InspIRCd met in a dark alley, Chuck Norris would get his first black eye. Ever.
and lots more :D:D
git-svn-id: http://svn.inspircd.org/repository/trunk/inspircd@9818 e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7
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| -rw-r--r-- | conf/inspircd.quotes.example | 20 |
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diff --git a/conf/inspircd.quotes.example b/conf/inspircd.quotes.example index 618ac262a..9dfa07c36 100644 --- a/conf/inspircd.quotes.example +++ b/conf/inspircd.quotes.example @@ -185,3 +185,23 @@ Cannot join #real_life (invite only) "Dirka Dirka Mohammed JIHAD!" We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. "Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." - Herbert Hoover +If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. +Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. +If Chuck Norris and InspIRCd met in a dark alley, Chuck Norris would get his first black eye. Ever. +Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. +Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. +There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. +The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. +Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. +Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. +Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. +Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. +Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. +When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. +Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. +Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. +Chuck Norris only fears one thing in this world, and that is InspIRCd. +InspIRCd's core is ran by donated Chuck Norris DNA blood. +InspIRCd exists because Chuck Norris allows it to exist. +Chuck Norris CAN punch you in the face over the internet. +When Chuck Norris uses InspIRCd, he doesn't use the /kill command, he uses the /ROUND-HOUSE-TO-THE-FACE command. |