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authorpeavey <peavey@e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7>2007-07-16 17:14:45 +0000
committerpeavey <peavey@e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7>2007-07-16 17:14:45 +0000
commitbab14f0dd2345c9d7dcbc47c918563709e1ac094 (patch)
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parent3abff3a37550cc1d88dd4d1fd7ed526e89309a53 (diff)
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git-svn-id: http://svn.inspircd.org/repository/trunk/inspircd@7454 e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7
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-rw-r--r--conf/aliases/anope.conf.example26
-rw-r--r--conf/aliases/atheme.conf.example20
-rw-r--r--conf/aliases/ircservices.conf.example20
-rw-r--r--conf/inspircd.censor.example16
-rw-r--r--conf/inspircd.filter.example53
-rw-r--r--conf/inspircd.helpop-full.example520
-rw-r--r--conf/inspircd.helpop.example84
-rw-r--r--conf/inspircd.motd.example41
-rw-r--r--conf/inspircd.quotes.example176
-rw-r--r--conf/inspircd.rules.example4
10 files changed, 10 insertions, 950 deletions
diff --git a/conf/aliases/anope.conf.example b/conf/aliases/anope.conf.example
index 03e68d9d8..9b20fafcb 100644
--- a/conf/aliases/anope.conf.example
+++ b/conf/aliases/anope.conf.example
@@ -1,25 +1 @@
-# Aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv
-<alias text="NICKSERV" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="CHANSERV" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="OPERSERV" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes">
-<alias text="MEMOSERV" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="HOSTSERV" replace="PRIVMSG HostServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="BOTSERV" replace="PRIVMSG BotServ :$2-" requires="BotServ" uline="yes">
-
-# Note: We can't have a shorthand version of this, it conflicts with HS for helpserv
-<alias text="HELPSERV" replace="PRIVMSG HelpServ :$2-" requires="HelpServ" uline="yes">
-
-# Shorthand aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv
-<alias text="NS" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="CS" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="OS" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes">
-<alias text="MS" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="HS" replace="PRIVMSG HostServ :$2-" requires="HostServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="BS" replace="PRIVMSG BotServ :$2-" requires="BotServ" uline="yes">
-
-
-# /id [channel] <password>
-# Identify for a channel or nickname
-<alias text="ID" format="#*" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :IDENTIFY $2 $3" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="ID" format="*" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :IDENTIFY $2" requires="NickServ" uline="yes">
-
+# Aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv <alias text="NICKSERV" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="CHANSERV" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="OPERSERV" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes"> <alias text="MEMOSERV" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="HOSTSERV" replace="PRIVMSG HostServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="BOTSERV" replace="PRIVMSG BotServ :$2-" requires="BotServ" uline="yes"> # Note: We can't have a shorthand version of this, it conflicts with HS for helpserv <alias text="HELPSERV" replace="PRIVMSG HelpServ :$2-" requires="HelpServ" uline="yes"> # Shorthand aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv <alias text="NS" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="CS" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="OS" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes"> <alias text="MS" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="HS" replace="PRIVMSG HostServ :$2-" requires="HostServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="BS" replace="PRIVMSG BotServ :$2-" requires="BotServ" uline="yes"> # /id [channel] <password> # Identify for a channel or nickname <alias text="ID" format="#*" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :IDENTIFY $2 $3" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="ID" format="*" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :IDENTIFY $2" requires="NickServ" uline="yes"> \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/conf/aliases/atheme.conf.example b/conf/aliases/atheme.conf.example
index d6771f965..17f6d2907 100644
--- a/conf/aliases/atheme.conf.example
+++ b/conf/aliases/atheme.conf.example
@@ -1,19 +1 @@
-# Aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv
-<alias text="NICKSERV" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="CHANSERV" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="OPERSERV" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes">
-<alias text="MEMOSERV" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="GAMESERV" replace="PRIVMSG GameServ :$2-" requires="GameServ" uline="yes">
-
-# Shorthand aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv
-<alias text="NS" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="CS" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="OS" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes">
-<alias text="MS" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="GS" replace="PRIVMSG GameServ :$2-" requires="GameServ" uline="yes">
-
-# /id [channel] <password>
-# Identify for a channel or nickname
-<alias text="ID" format="#*" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :IDENTIFY $2 $3" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="ID" format="*" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :IDENTIFY $2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes">
-
+# Aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv <alias text="NICKSERV" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="CHANSERV" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="OPERSERV" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes"> <alias text="MEMOSERV" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="GAMESERV" replace="PRIVMSG GameServ :$2-" requires="GameServ" uline="yes"> # Shorthand aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv <alias text="NS" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="CS" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="OS" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes"> <alias text="MS" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="GS" replace="PRIVMSG GameServ :$2-" requires="GameServ" uline="yes"> # /id [channel] <password> # Identify for a channel or nickname <alias text="ID" format="#*" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :IDENTIFY $2 $3" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="ID" format="*" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :IDENTIFY $2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes"> \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/conf/aliases/ircservices.conf.example b/conf/aliases/ircservices.conf.example
index edfe784a2..52512a9e5 100644
--- a/conf/aliases/ircservices.conf.example
+++ b/conf/aliases/ircservices.conf.example
@@ -1,19 +1 @@
-# Aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv
-<alias text="NICKSERV" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="CHANSERV" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="OPERSERV" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes">
-<alias text="MEMOSERV" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="STATSERV" replace="PRIVMSG StatServ :$2-" requires="StatServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes">
-
-# Shorthand aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv
-<alias text="NS" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="CS" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="OS" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes">
-<alias text="MS" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="SS" replace="PRIVMSG StatServ :$2-" requires="StatServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes">
-
-# /id [channel] <password>
-# Identify for a channel or nickname
-<alias text="ID" format="#*" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :IDENTIFY $2 $3" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes">
-<alias text="ID" format="*" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :IDENTIFY $2" requires="NickServ" uline="yes">
-
+# Aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv <alias text="NICKSERV" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="CHANSERV" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="OPERSERV" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes"> <alias text="MEMOSERV" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="STATSERV" replace="PRIVMSG StatServ :$2-" requires="StatServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes"> # Shorthand aliases for nickserv, chanserv, operserv, memoserv <alias text="NS" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :$2-" requires="NickServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="CS" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :$2-" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="OS" replace="PRIVMSG OperServ :$2-" requires="OperServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes"> <alias text="MS" replace="PRIVMSG MemoServ :$2-" requires="MemoServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="SS" replace="PRIVMSG StatServ :$2-" requires="StatServ" uline="yes" operonly="yes"> # /id [channel] <password> # Identify for a channel or nickname <alias text="ID" format="#*" replace="PRIVMSG ChanServ :IDENTIFY $2 $3" requires="ChanServ" uline="yes"> <alias text="ID" format="*" replace="PRIVMSG NickServ :IDENTIFY $2" requires="NickServ" uline="yes"> \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/conf/inspircd.censor.example b/conf/inspircd.censor.example
index 05d9ce6fa..108f88c12 100644
--- a/conf/inspircd.censor.example
+++ b/conf/inspircd.censor.example
@@ -1,15 +1 @@
-# Configuration file for m_censor.so (1.0.0.0)
-# C.J.Edwards May 2004.
-#
-
-# The tags for this module are formatted as follows:
-#
-# <badword text="simple word"
-# replace="text to replace with">
-#
-# You can specify <badword text="simple word" replace="">
-# to block lines containing the word
-
-<badword text="shit" replace="poo">
-<badword text="fuck" replace="(censored)">
-
+# Configuration file for m_censor.so (1.0.0.0) # C.J.Edwards May 2004. # # The tags for this module are formatted as follows: # # <badword text="simple word" # replace="text to replace with"> # # You can specify <badword text="simple word" replace=""> # to block lines containing the word <badword text="shit" replace="poo"> <badword text="fuck" replace="(censored)"> \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/conf/inspircd.filter.example b/conf/inspircd.filter.example
index 7623a4472..f4487a719 100644
--- a/conf/inspircd.filter.example
+++ b/conf/inspircd.filter.example
@@ -1,52 +1 @@
-# Configuration file for m_filter.so and m_filter_pcre.so
-
-# The tags for this module are formatted as follows:
-#
-# <keyword pattern="any glob pattern here"
-# reason="reason for filtering"
-# action="action to take"
-# flags="filter flags"
-# duration="optional length of gline">
-#
-# Valid actions for 'action' are:
-#
-# block This blocks the line, sends out a notice to all opers with
-# +s and informs the user that their message was blocked.
-#
-# silent This blocks the line only, and informs the user their message
-# was blocked, but does not notify opers.
-#
-# none This action causes nothing to be done except logging. This
-# is the default action if none is specified.
-#
-# kill This disconnects the user, with the 'reason' parameter as
-# the kill reason.
-#
-# gline G-LINE the user for 'duration' length of time. Durations may
-# be specified using the notation 1y2d3h4m6s in a similar way to
-# other glines, omitting the duration or setting it to 0 makes
-# any glines set by this filter be permanent.
-#
-# You can add filters from IRC using the /FILTER command. If you do this, they
-# will be set globally to your entire network.
-#
-# Valid characters for 'flags' are one or more of:
-#
-# p: Block private and channel messages
-# n: Block private and channel notices
-# P: Block part messages
-# q: Block quit messages
-# o: Don't match against opers
-# *: Represents all of the above flags
-# -: Does nothing, a non-op for when you do not want to specify any flags
-
-# Example filters for m_filter:
-#
-# <keyword pattern="*qwerty*" reason="You qwertied!" action="block" flags="pn">
-# <keyword pattern="*killmenow*" reason="As you request." action="kill" flags="*">
-# <keyword pattern="*blah*" reason="Dont blah!" action="gline" duration="1d6h" flags="-">
-
-# An example regexp filter for m_filter_pcre:
-#
-# <keyword pattern="^blah.*?$" reason="Dont blah!" action="gline" duration="1d6h" flags="pnPq">
-
+# Configuration file for m_filter.so and m_filter_pcre.so # The tags for this module are formatted as follows: # # <keyword pattern="any glob pattern here" # reason="reason for filtering" # action="action to take" # flags="filter flags" # duration="optional length of gline"> # # Valid actions for 'action' are: # # block This blocks the line, sends out a notice to all opers with # +s and informs the user that their message was blocked. # # silent This blocks the line only, and informs the user their message # was blocked, but does not notify opers. # # none This action causes nothing to be done except logging. This # is the default action if none is specified. # # kill This disconnects the user, with the 'reason' parameter as # the kill reason. # # gline G-LINE the user for 'duration' length of time. Durations may # be specified using the notation 1y2d3h4m6s in a similar way to # other glines, omitting the duration or setting it to 0 makes # any glines set by this filter be permanent. # # You can add filters from IRC using the /FILTER command. If you do this, they # will be set globally to your entire network. # # Valid characters for 'flags' are one or more of: # # p: Block private and channel messages # n: Block private and channel notices # P: Block part messages # q: Block quit messages # o: Don't match against opers # *: Represents all of the above flags # -: Does nothing, a non-op for when you do not want to specify any flags # Example filters for m_filter: # # <keyword pattern="*qwerty*" reason="You qwertied!" action="block" flags="pn"> # <keyword pattern="*killmenow*" reason="As you request." action="kill" flags="*"> # <keyword pattern="*blah*" reason="Dont blah!" action="gline" duration="1d6h" flags="-"> # An example regexp filter for m_filter_pcre: # # <keyword pattern="^blah.*?$" reason="Dont blah!" action="gline" duration="1d6h" flags="pnPq"> \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/conf/inspircd.helpop-full.example b/conf/inspircd.helpop-full.example
index a4b4f1e11..64437a4d7 100644
--- a/conf/inspircd.helpop-full.example
+++ b/conf/inspircd.helpop-full.example
@@ -1,519 +1 @@
-#####################
-# Helpop Standard #
-#####################
-
-<helpop key="start" value="InspIRCd help system
--
-This system provides help for commands and modes.
-Specify your question or a command name as the
-parameter for this command. If you are an oper
-you must prefix your query with a ? symbol.
--
-/HELPOP COMMANDS - To see a list of user commands
-/HELPOP COPER - To see a list of oper commands
-/HELPOP UMODES - To see a list of user modes
-/HELPOP CHMODES - To see a list of channel modes">
-
-<helpop key="nohelp" value="There is no help for the topic
-you searched for. Please try again.">
-
-#####################
-# User Commands #
-#####################
-
-<helpop key="commands" value="User Commands
--------------
-USER NICK QUIT VERSION PING
-PONG ADMIN PRIVMSG INFO TIME
-WHOIS NOTICE JOIN NAMES PART
-KICK MODE TOPIC WHO MOTD
-RULES OPER LIST LUSERS STATS
-USERHOST AWAY ISON SUMMON USERS
-INVITE PASS WHOWAS LINKS MAP
-COMMANDS MODULES KNOCK SILENCE DEVOICE
-REMOVE UNINVITE VHOST WATCH USERIP">
-
-<helpop key="watch" value="/WATCH [C|S|+/-[NICK]]
-Adds or deletes a user from the watch list. C clears the list
-and S queries the status.">
-
-<helpop key="vhost" value="/VHOST [username] [password]
-Authenticate for a vhost.">
-
-<helpop key="kick" value="/REMOVE [channel] [nick] {[reason]}
-Removes a user from a channel you specify. You must be
-At least a channel halfoperator to remove a user.
-A removed user will part with a message stating they
-were removed from the channel and by whom.">
-
-<helpop key="devoice" value="/DEVOICE [channel]
-Devoices yourself from the specified channel.">
-
-<helpop key="silence" value="/SILENCE [+/-]<hostmask> [p|c|i|n|t|a|x]
- p Block private messages
- c Block channel messages
- i Block invites
- n Block private notices
- t Block channel notices
- a Block all of the above
- x Exception
-A serverside /ignore of the given hostmask.
-/SILENCE without a parameter will list the hostmasks that you have silenced.">
-
-<helpop key="knock" value="/KNOCK [channel]
-Sends a notice to a channel indicating you wish to join.">
-
-<helpop key="user" value="/USER [ident] [local host] [remote host] :[GECOS]
-This command is used by your client to register your irc session.
-You should not use it during an established connection.">
-
-<helpop key="nick" value="/NICK [new nick]
-Change your nickname to [new nick].">
-
-<helpop key="quit" value="/QUIT [reason]
-Quit from IRC and end your current session.">
-
-<helpop key="version" value="/VERSION
-Returns the server's version number.">
-
-<helpop key="ping" value="/PING [server]
-Ping a server. Target server will answer with a PONG.">
-
-<helpop key="pong" value="/PONG [server]
-Your client should send this to answer server PINGs. You
-should not issue this command manually.">
-
-<helpop key="admin" value="/ADMIN [server]
-Fetches the administrative information on the given server.">
-
-<helpop key="privmsg" value="/MSG [target] [text]
-Sends a message to a user or channel specified in [target].">
-
-<helpop key="notice" value="/NOTICE [target] [text]
-Sends a notice to a user or channel specified in [target].">
-
-<helpop key="join" value="/JOIN [channel]{,[channel]} [key]{,[key]}
-Joins one or more channels you provide the names for.">
-
-<helpop key="names" value="/NAMES [channel]{,[channel]}
-Return a list of users on the channels you provide.">
-
-<helpop key="part" value="/PART [channel]{,[channel] [reason]}
-Leaves one or more channels you specify.">
-
-<helpop key="kick" value="/KICK [channel] [nick] {[reason]}
-Kicks a user from a channel you specify. You must be
-At least a channel halfoperator to kick a user.">
-
-<helpop key="mode" value="/MODE [target] [+|-][modes]{[+|-][modes]} {mode parameters}
-Sets the mode for a channel or a nickname specified in [target]
-A user may only set modes upon themselves, and may not set the
-+o usermode, and a user may only change channel modes of
-channels where they are at least a halfoperator.">
-
-<helpop key="topic" value="/TOPIC [channel] {topic}
-Sets or retrieves the channel topic. If a channel topic is
-given in the command and the channel is either not +t, or
-You are at least a halfoperator, the channel topic will be
-changed to the new one you provide.">
-
-<helpop key="who" value="/WHO [ [search-pattern] [ohurmaiMplf] ]
-Looks up the information of users matching the range you provide.
-You may only /WHO nicknames in channels or on servers where you
-share a common channel with them, or ones which are not +i (unless
-you are an IRC operator). The search-pattern may be a special
-sequence of characters determined by the flags given below, or
-it may be one of a nickname, a channel, a hostmask, an ip address
-mask or a server mask.
--
-Valid WHO flags
----------------
-The following flags after the mask have the following affects:
--
- o Show online IRC operators matching the mask
- u Unlimit the results past the maximum /who results value
- (IRC operators only)
- r Show all users whose realnames match the mask. When this
- flag is set it overrides the meaning of the search-pattern,
- which must contain a glob pattern intended to match GECOS
- (realname) fields.
- h Show real hostnames rather than masked hostnames (IRC
- operators only)
- m Search for all users with a given set of user modes. When
- this flag is set it overrides the meaning of the
- search-pattern, which must contain the mode sequence to
- search for, for example to find all users with +i and
- without +s, issue the command WHO +i-s m.
- a Show all users who have an away message matching the given mask
- p Show all users who are connected on the given port number
- i Show all users who have an ident (username) matching the given mask
- M Show all users who have metadata attached to them with
- the given key name
- l Show only local users
- f Show only remote (far) users
--
-You may combine multiple flags in one WHO command except where stated in the table above.">
-
-<helpop key="motd" value="/MOTD [server]
-Show the message of the day for [server]. Messages of the
-day contain important server rules and notice and should be
-read before using a server in any way!">
-
-<helpop key="rules" value="/RULES
-Show the rules file for the local server. This is similar in
-effect to /MOTD except that rules are optional. All users are
-sent the MOTD when they connect without having to request it.">
-
-<helpop key="oper" value="/OPER [login] [password]
-Attempts to authenticate a user as an IRC operator.
-Please be aware that both successful and unsuccessful oper attempts
-Are logged, and sent to online IRC operators.">
-
-<helpop key="list" value="/LIST [pattern]
-Creates a list of all existing channels matching the glob pattern
-[pattern], e.g. *chat* or bot*.">
-
-<helpop key="lusers" value="/LUSERS
-Shows a count of local and remote users, servers and channels.">
-
-<helpop key="userhost" value="/USERHOST [nickname]
-Returns the hostname and nickname of a user, and some other
-miscellaneous information.">
-
-<helpop key="userip" value="/USERIP [nickname]
-Returns the ip and nickname of a user.">
-
-<helpop key="away" value="/AWAY {message}
-If a message is given, marks you as being away, otherwise
-removes your away status and previous message.">
-
-<helpop key="ison" value="/ISON [nick] {[nick]...}
-Returns a subset of the nicks you give, showing only those
-that are currently online.">
-
-<helpop key="summon" value="/SUMMON [user]
-Summons a user from the shell where the ircd is running onto irc
-This command is deprecated in the current protocol.">
-
-<helpop key="users" value="/USERS
-Shows users logged into the shell where the ircd is running.
-This command is deprecated in the current protocol.">
-
-<helpop key="invite" value="/INVITE [nick] [channel]
-Invites a user to a channel. If the channel is NOT +i, any
-user, channel op or not, may invite any other user to the
-channel, so long as they are a member of that channel.
-Otherwise, if +i is set only channel halfoperators
-and above may invite users into the channel.">
-
-<helpop key="pass" value="/PASS [password]
-This command is used by your irc client when setting up
-your irc session, and should not be issued by a fully
-connected client.">
-
-<helpop key="whowas" value="/WHOWAS [nick]
-Returns a list of times the user was last seen on irc
-along with the time they were last seen and their server.">
-
-<helpop key="links" value="/LINKS
-Shows all servers linked to this one. Note that in this
-server implementation all links will be flattened as
-a tree based layout is not in use.">
-
-<helpop key="map" value="/MAP
-Shows a graphical representation of all users and servers
-on the network. The tree diagram is inaccurate in this
-implementation as a tree based network is not in place.">
-
-#####################
-# Oper Commands #
-#####################
-
-<helpop key="coper" value="Oper Commands
--------------
-DIE RESTART KILL REHASH TRACE
-CONNECT SQUIT MODULES MKPASSWD SHUN
-KLINE QLINE GLINE ELINE ZLINE
-SAJOIN SAPART SAMODE SAQUIT SANICK
-SETIDLE SETHOST SETNAME SETIDENT SWHOIS
-OPERMOTD CHGHOST CHGNAME CHGIDENT CBAN
-NICKLOCK NICKUNLOCK LOADMODULE UNLOADMODULE GLOBOPS
-SPYLIST SPYNAMES GLOADMODULE GUNLOADMODULE MKSHA256
-FREEZE UNFREEZE OPERPERMS RCONNECT">
-
-<helpop key="rconnect" value="/RCONNECT [source mask] [target mask]
-All servers matching [source mask] will try to connect to
-the first server in the config file matching [target mask].">
-
-<helpop key="operperms" value="/OPERPERMS [nick]
-List all commands an oper has access to use.">
-
-<helpop key="freeze" value="/FREEZE [nick]
-Prevents the user from sending commands until they reconnect.
-User is also notified they have been frozen.">
-
-<helpop key="unfreeze" value="/UNFREEZE [nick]
-Unfreezes a user frozen by the /FREEZE command.">
-
-<helpop key="spylist" value="/SPYLIST
-Operates the same as /LIST but includes +s and +p channels.">
-
-<helpop key="spynames" value="/SPYNAMES [channel]
-Operates the same as /name but works on +s and +p channels.">
-
-<helpop key="globops" value="/GLOBOPS [message]
-Sends a message to all +g users.">
-
-<helpop key="cban " value="/CBAN [channel] {[duration] :[reason]}
-Sets or removes a channel ban. You must specify at least
-3 parameters to add a ban, and one parameter to remove a ban.
-The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format
-1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours,
-5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional.">
-
-<helpop key="sajoin" value="/SAJOIN [nick] [channel]
-Forces the user to join the channel.">
-
-<helpop key="sapart" value="/SAPART [nick] [channel]
-Forces the user to part the channel.">
-
-<helpop key="samode" value="/SAMODE [#chan/nick] +/-[modes] {[parameters for modes]}
-Gives the channel or nick the modes specified.">
-
-<helpop key="sanick" value="/SANICK [nick] [new nick]
-Changes the users nick to the new nick.">
-
-<helpop key="saquit" value="/SAQUIT [nick] [reason]
-Forces user to quit with the specified reason.">
-
-<helpop key="setidle" value="/SETIDLE [idle time]
-Sets your idle time (in seconds).">
-
-<helpop key="sethost" value="/SETHOST [host]
-Sets your host to the specified host.">
-
-<helpop key="setident" value="/SETIDENT [ident]
-Sets your ident to the specified ident.">
-
-<helpop key="setname" value="/SETNAME [name]
-Sets your name to the specified name.">
-
-<helpop key="swhois" line="/SWHOIS [nick] [swhois]
-Sets the users swhois field to the given swhois.">
-
-<helpop key="mkpasswd" value="/MKPASSWD [hashtype] [plaintext]
-Encodes the plaintext to an MD5 hash and displays the result.">
-
-<helpop key="opermotd" value="/OPERMOTD
-Re-displays the Oper MOTD.">
-
-<helpop key="nicklock" value="/NICKLOCK [nick] [new nick]
-Changes user's nick to the new nick, and forces
-it to remain as such for the remainder of the session.">
-
-<helpop key="nickunlock" value="/NICKUNLOCK [nick]
-Allows the user to change nicks.">
-
-<helpop key="chghost" value="/CHGHOST [nickname] [new hostname]
-Changes the hostname of the user to the new hostname.">
-
-<helpop key="chgname" value="/CHGNAME [nickname] [new name]
-Changes the name of the user to the new name.">
-
-<helpop key="chgident" value="/CHGIDENT [nickname] [new ident]
-Changes the ident of the user to the new ident.">
-
-<helpop key="shun" value="/SHUN [user@host] {[duration] :[reason]}
-Sets or removes a shun (serverside ignore) on a host and ident mask.
-You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a shun, and one
-parameter to remove a shun (just the user@host section).
-The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format
-1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours,
-5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional.">
-
-<helpop key="die" value="/DIE [password]
-If the correct password is provided, and you are an operator,
-This command will shut down the local server.">
-
-<helpop key="restart" value="/RESTART [password]
-If the correct password is provided, and you are an operator,
-This command will restart the local server.">
-
-<helpop key="commands" value="/COMMANDS
-Shows all currently available commands.">
-
-<helpop key="kill" value="/KILL [user] [reason]
-This command will disconnect a user from IRC with the given reason.">
-
-<helpop key="rehash" value="/REHASH
-This command will cause the server configuration file to be
-re-read and values re-initialized.">
-
-<helpop key="trace" value="/TRACE [nick|user@host|servermask]
-This command will provide a list of all users and servers which
-must be passed through or over to reach a given object (server or user).">
-
-<helpop key="connect" value="/CONNECT [servermask]
-Create a mesh connection to the given servermask. You must have
-configured the server for linking in your configuration file,
-and provided a password.">
-
-<helpop key="squit" value="/SQUIT
-Disconnects the local server from the mesh network, causing every
-other server in the network to drop it.">
-
-<helpop key="modules" value="/MODULES
-Lists currently loaded modules, their memory offsets and version
-numbers and flags. If you are not an operator, you will see reduced
-detail.">
-
-<helpop key="loadmodule" value="/LOADMODULE [filename.so]
-Loads a module into the IRCd.">
-
-<helpop key="unloadmodule" value="/UNLOADMODULE [filename.so]
-Unloads a module from the IRCd. The module cannot have the static
-flag set (see the output of /MODULES).">
-
-<helpop key="gloadmodule" value="/GLOADMODULE [filename.so]
-Globally loads a module into the network.">
-
-<helpop key="gunloadmodule" value="/GUNLOADMODULE [filename.so]
-Globally unloads a module from the network. The module cannot
-have the static flag set (see the output of /MODULES).">
-
-<helpop key="kline" value="/KLINE [user@host] {[duration] :[reason]}
-Sets or removes a k-line (host based ban) on a host and ident mask.
-You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a ban, and one
-parameter to remove a ban (just the user@host section).
-The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format
-1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours,
-5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional.">
-
-<helpop key="zline" value="/ZLINE [ipmask] {[duration] :[reason]}
-Sets or removes a z-line (ip based ban) on an ip range mask.
-You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a ban, and one
-parameter to remove a ban (just the user@host section).
-The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format
-1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours,
-5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional.">
-
-<helpop key="qline" value="/QLINE [nickmask] {[duration] :[reason]}
-Sets or removes a q-line (nick based ban) on a nick mask.
-You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a ban, and one
-parameter to remove a ban (just the user@host section).
-The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format
-1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours,
-5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional.">
-
-<helpop key="gline" value="/GLINE [user@host] {[duration] :[reason]}
-Sets or removes a g-line (global host based ban) on host mask.
-You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a ban, and one
-parameter to remove a ban (just the user@host section).
-The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format
-1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours,
-5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional.">
-
-<helpop key="eline" value="/ELINE [user@host] {[duration] :[reason]}
-Sets or removes a e-line (local ban exception) on host mask.
-You must specify at least 3 parameters to add an exception, and one
-parameter to remove an exception (just the user@host section).
-The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format
-1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours,
-5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional.">
-
-######################
-# User/Channel Modes #
-######################
-
-<helpop key="umodes" value="User Modes
-----------
-o Is an IRC operator
-i Is invisible to /WHO
-w Can receive wallops messages
-s Can receive server notices
-n [mask] Can receive server notices specified by [mask]
-x Cloaked hostname (requires cloaking module)
-g Can receive globops (requires globops module)
-h Will receive helpops notification (requires helpop module)
-r Nickname is registered
-R Only registered users can PRIVMSG this nickname
-B Is a bot
-G Messages are censored to user
-W Can see when a user uses WHOIS on them
-S mIRC colour codes are stripped to the user
-D User can not receive PRIVMSGs">
-
-<helpop key="chmodes" value="Channel Modes
--------------
-v [nickname] Gives voice to [nickname] (can talk on +m channel)
-h [nickname] Gives halfops to [nickname]
-o [nickname] Gives ops to [nickname]
-b [hostmask] Bans [hostmask] on the channel
-a [nickname] Give protected status to [nickname] (+q only)
-q [nickname] Give founder status to [nickname] (ulines only)
-i Make the channel invite only, must /INVITE users
-k [key] Set the channel key (password) to [key]
-l [limit] Set the maximum possible users to [limit]
-m Enable moderation. Only +vo(h) can speak
-n Only users who are members of the channel may message it
-p Make channel private (hide from /LIST)
-s Make channel secret (can't be used at the same time as +p)
-O Channel is IRCops only (can only be set by IRCops)
-t Only halfops and above can change the topic
-Q Only U-Lined servers/nicks can kick
-T Only halfops/ops can send NOTICEs to the channel
-C No CTCPs allowed to the channel
-c mIRC colour codes blocked on the channel
-S mIRC colour codes are stripped from the channel
-e [hostmask] Ban exception on [hostmask]
-K No /KNOCK allowed to channel
-L [channel] If the channel is full, redirect users to [channel]
-N No nick changes while on the channel
-G Censors channel based on network censor config
-g [word] All messages containing the word are blocked
-I [hostmask] Invite exception allows user to join a channel with +i
-j [joins]:[sec] Prevents join flooding
-J [seconds] Prevents auto-rejoin on kick
-f [*][lines]:[sec] Kick on text flood. With * user is banned
-V No invites allowed
-r Channel is registered
-R Only registered users can join
-M Non-registered users can't chat
-z SSL clients only
-x Join exception mask. Avoids +ibkO
--------------
-NOTE: A large number of these modes are dependent upon server-side modules
-being loaded by a server/network administrator. The actual modes available
-on your network may be very different to this list. Please consult your
-help channel if you have any questions.">
-
-######################
-# Stats Symbols #
-######################
-
-<helpop key="stats" value="/STATS [symbol]
-Shows various server statistics. Depending on configuration this
-command may be reserved for oper-only use.
--
-Valid symbols are:
--
-m Show command statistics, number of times commands have been used
-z Show memory usage statistics
-o Show a list of all valid oper usernames and hostmasks
-l Show all inbound and outbound server and client connections
-u Show server uptime
-k Show k-lines (local bans)
-g Show g-lines (global bans)
-q Show q-lines (nick mask bans)
-Z Show z-lines (ip mask bans)
-Y Show connection classes
-C Show link blocks
-U Show u-lined servers
-P Show online opers and their idle times
-I Show connect class permissions
-e Show e-lines (local ban exemptions)
-C Show channel bans
-s Show filters
--
-Note that all /STATS use is broadcast to online IRC operators.">
-
+##################### # Helpop Standard # ##################### <helpop key="start" value="InspIRCd help system - This system provides help for commands and modes. Specify your question or a command name as the parameter for this command. If you are an oper you must prefix your query with a ? symbol. - /HELPOP COMMANDS - To see a list of user commands /HELPOP COPER - To see a list of oper commands /HELPOP UMODES - To see a list of user modes /HELPOP CHMODES - To see a list of channel modes"> <helpop key="nohelp" value="There is no help for the topic you searched for. Please try again."> ##################### # User Commands # ##################### <helpop key="commands" value="User Commands ------------- USER NICK QUIT VERSION PING PONG ADMIN PRIVMSG INFO TIME WHOIS NOTICE JOIN NAMES PART KICK MODE TOPIC WHO MOTD RULES OPER LIST LUSERS STATS USERHOST AWAY ISON SUMMON USERS INVITE PASS WHOWAS LINKS MAP COMMANDS MODULES KNOCK SILENCE DEVOICE REMOVE UNINVITE VHOST WATCH USERIP"> <helpop key="watch" value="/WATCH [C|S|+/-[NICK]] Adds or deletes a user from the watch list. C clears the list and S queries the status."> <helpop key="vhost" value="/VHOST [username] [password] Authenticate for a vhost."> <helpop key="kick" value="/REMOVE [channel] [nick] {[reason]} Removes a user from a channel you specify. You must be At least a channel halfoperator to remove a user. A removed user will part with a message stating they were removed from the channel and by whom."> <helpop key="devoice" value="/DEVOICE [channel] Devoices yourself from the specified channel."> <helpop key="silence" value="/SILENCE [+/-]<hostmask> [p|c|i|n|t|a|x] p Block private messages c Block channel messages i Block invites n Block private notices t Block channel notices a Block all of the above x Exception A serverside /ignore of the given hostmask. /SILENCE without a parameter will list the hostmasks that you have silenced."> <helpop key="knock" value="/KNOCK [channel] Sends a notice to a channel indicating you wish to join."> <helpop key="user" value="/USER [ident] [local host] [remote host] :[GECOS] This command is used by your client to register your irc session. You should not use it during an established connection."> <helpop key="nick" value="/NICK [new nick] Change your nickname to [new nick]."> <helpop key="quit" value="/QUIT [reason] Quit from IRC and end your current session."> <helpop key="version" value="/VERSION Returns the server's version number."> <helpop key="ping" value="/PING [server] Ping a server. Target server will answer with a PONG."> <helpop key="pong" value="/PONG [server] Your client should send this to answer server PINGs. You should not issue this command manually."> <helpop key="admin" value="/ADMIN [server] Fetches the administrative information on the given server."> <helpop key="privmsg" value="/MSG [target] [text] Sends a message to a user or channel specified in [target]."> <helpop key="notice" value="/NOTICE [target] [text] Sends a notice to a user or channel specified in [target]."> <helpop key="join" value="/JOIN [channel]{,[channel]} [key]{,[key]} Joins one or more channels you provide the names for."> <helpop key="names" value="/NAMES [channel]{,[channel]} Return a list of users on the channels you provide."> <helpop key="part" value="/PART [channel]{,[channel] [reason]} Leaves one or more channels you specify."> <helpop key="kick" value="/KICK [channel] [nick] {[reason]} Kicks a user from a channel you specify. You must be At least a channel halfoperator to kick a user."> <helpop key="mode" value="/MODE [target] [+|-][modes]{[+|-][modes]} {mode parameters} Sets the mode for a channel or a nickname specified in [target] A user may only set modes upon themselves, and may not set the +o usermode, and a user may only change channel modes of channels where they are at least a halfoperator."> <helpop key="topic" value="/TOPIC [channel] {topic} Sets or retrieves the channel topic. If a channel topic is given in the command and the channel is either not +t, or You are at least a halfoperator, the channel topic will be changed to the new one you provide."> <helpop key="who" value="/WHO [ [search-pattern] [ohurmaiMplf] ] Looks up the information of users matching the range you provide. You may only /WHO nicknames in channels or on servers where you share a common channel with them, or ones which are not +i (unless you are an IRC operator). The search-pattern may be a special sequence of characters determined by the flags given below, or it may be one of a nickname, a channel, a hostmask, an ip address mask or a server mask. - Valid WHO flags --------------- The following flags after the mask have the following affects: - o Show online IRC operators matching the mask u Unlimit the results past the maximum /who results value (IRC operators only) r Show all users whose realnames match the mask. When this flag is set it overrides the meaning of the search-pattern, which must contain a glob pattern intended to match GECOS (realname) fields. h Show real hostnames rather than masked hostnames (IRC operators only) m Search for all users with a given set of user modes. When this flag is set it overrides the meaning of the search-pattern, which must contain the mode sequence to search for, for example to find all users with +i and without +s, issue the command WHO +i-s m. a Show all users who have an away message matching the given mask p Show all users who are connected on the given port number i Show all users who have an ident (username) matching the given mask M Show all users who have metadata attached to them with the given key name l Show only local users f Show only remote (far) users - You may combine multiple flags in one WHO command except where stated in the table above."> <helpop key="motd" value="/MOTD [server] Show the message of the day for [server]. Messages of the day contain important server rules and notice and should be read before using a server in any way!"> <helpop key="rules" value="/RULES Show the rules file for the local server. This is similar in effect to /MOTD except that rules are optional. All users are sent the MOTD when they connect without having to request it."> <helpop key="oper" value="/OPER [login] [password] Attempts to authenticate a user as an IRC operator. Please be aware that both successful and unsuccessful oper attempts Are logged, and sent to online IRC operators."> <helpop key="list" value="/LIST [pattern] Creates a list of all existing channels matching the glob pattern [pattern], e.g. *chat* or bot*."> <helpop key="lusers" value="/LUSERS Shows a count of local and remote users, servers and channels."> <helpop key="userhost" value="/USERHOST [nickname] Returns the hostname and nickname of a user, and some other miscellaneous information."> <helpop key="userip" value="/USERIP [nickname] Returns the ip and nickname of a user."> <helpop key="away" value="/AWAY {message} If a message is given, marks you as being away, otherwise removes your away status and previous message."> <helpop key="ison" value="/ISON [nick] {[nick]...} Returns a subset of the nicks you give, showing only those that are currently online."> <helpop key="summon" value="/SUMMON [user] Summons a user from the shell where the ircd is running onto irc This command is deprecated in the current protocol."> <helpop key="users" value="/USERS Shows users logged into the shell where the ircd is running. This command is deprecated in the current protocol."> <helpop key="invite" value="/INVITE [nick] [channel] Invites a user to a channel. If the channel is NOT +i, any user, channel op or not, may invite any other user to the channel, so long as they are a member of that channel. Otherwise, if +i is set only channel halfoperators and above may invite users into the channel."> <helpop key="pass" value="/PASS [password] This command is used by your irc client when setting up your irc session, and should not be issued by a fully connected client."> <helpop key="whowas" value="/WHOWAS [nick] Returns a list of times the user was last seen on irc along with the time they were last seen and their server."> <helpop key="links" value="/LINKS Shows all servers linked to this one. Note that in this server implementation all links will be flattened as a tree based layout is not in use."> <helpop key="map" value="/MAP Shows a graphical representation of all users and servers on the network. The tree diagram is inaccurate in this implementation as a tree based network is not in place."> ##################### # Oper Commands # ##################### <helpop key="coper" value="Oper Commands ------------- DIE RESTART KILL REHASH TRACE CONNECT SQUIT MODULES MKPASSWD SHUN KLINE QLINE GLINE ELINE ZLINE SAJOIN SAPART SAMODE SAQUIT SANICK SETIDLE SETHOST SETNAME SETIDENT SWHOIS OPERMOTD CHGHOST CHGNAME CHGIDENT CBAN NICKLOCK NICKUNLOCK LOADMODULE UNLOADMODULE GLOBOPS SPYLIST SPYNAMES GLOADMODULE GUNLOADMODULE MKSHA256 FREEZE UNFREEZE OPERPERMS RCONNECT"> <helpop key="rconnect" value="/RCONNECT [source mask] [target mask] All servers matching [source mask] will try to connect to the first server in the config file matching [target mask]."> <helpop key="operperms" value="/OPERPERMS [nick] List all commands an oper has access to use."> <helpop key="freeze" value="/FREEZE [nick] Prevents the user from sending commands until they reconnect. User is also notified they have been frozen."> <helpop key="unfreeze" value="/UNFREEZE [nick] Unfreezes a user frozen by the /FREEZE command."> <helpop key="spylist" value="/SPYLIST Operates the same as /LIST but includes +s and +p channels."> <helpop key="spynames" value="/SPYNAMES [channel] Operates the same as /name but works on +s and +p channels."> <helpop key="globops" value="/GLOBOPS [message] Sends a message to all +g users."> <helpop key="cban " value="/CBAN [channel] {[duration] :[reason]} Sets or removes a channel ban. You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a ban, and one parameter to remove a ban. The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format 1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional."> <helpop key="sajoin" value="/SAJOIN [nick] [channel] Forces the user to join the channel."> <helpop key="sapart" value="/SAPART [nick] [channel] Forces the user to part the channel."> <helpop key="samode" value="/SAMODE [#chan/nick] +/-[modes] {[parameters for modes]} Gives the channel or nick the modes specified."> <helpop key="sanick" value="/SANICK [nick] [new nick] Changes the users nick to the new nick."> <helpop key="saquit" value="/SAQUIT [nick] [reason] Forces user to quit with the specified reason."> <helpop key="setidle" value="/SETIDLE [idle time] Sets your idle time (in seconds)."> <helpop key="sethost" value="/SETHOST [host] Sets your host to the specified host."> <helpop key="setident" value="/SETIDENT [ident] Sets your ident to the specified ident."> <helpop key="setname" value="/SETNAME [name] Sets your name to the specified name."> <helpop key="swhois" line="/SWHOIS [nick] [swhois] Sets the users swhois field to the given swhois."> <helpop key="mkpasswd" value="/MKPASSWD [hashtype] [plaintext] Encodes the plaintext to an MD5 hash and displays the result."> <helpop key="opermotd" value="/OPERMOTD Re-displays the Oper MOTD."> <helpop key="nicklock" value="/NICKLOCK [nick] [new nick] Changes user's nick to the new nick, and forces it to remain as such for the remainder of the session."> <helpop key="nickunlock" value="/NICKUNLOCK [nick] Allows the user to change nicks."> <helpop key="chghost" value="/CHGHOST [nickname] [new hostname] Changes the hostname of the user to the new hostname."> <helpop key="chgname" value="/CHGNAME [nickname] [new name] Changes the name of the user to the new name."> <helpop key="chgident" value="/CHGIDENT [nickname] [new ident] Changes the ident of the user to the new ident."> <helpop key="shun" value="/SHUN [user@host] {[duration] :[reason]} Sets or removes a shun (serverside ignore) on a host and ident mask. You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a shun, and one parameter to remove a shun (just the user@host section). The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format 1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional."> <helpop key="die" value="/DIE [password] If the correct password is provided, and you are an operator, This command will shut down the local server."> <helpop key="restart" value="/RESTART [password] If the correct password is provided, and you are an operator, This command will restart the local server."> <helpop key="commands" value="/COMMANDS Shows all currently available commands."> <helpop key="kill" value="/KILL [user] [reason] This command will disconnect a user from IRC with the given reason."> <helpop key="rehash" value="/REHASH This command will cause the server configuration file to be re-read and values re-initialized."> <helpop key="trace" value="/TRACE [nick|user@host|servermask] This command will provide a list of all users and servers which must be passed through or over to reach a given object (server or user)."> <helpop key="connect" value="/CONNECT [servermask] Create a mesh connection to the given servermask. You must have configured the server for linking in your configuration file, and provided a password."> <helpop key="squit" value="/SQUIT Disconnects the local server from the mesh network, causing every other server in the network to drop it."> <helpop key="modules" value="/MODULES Lists currently loaded modules, their memory offsets and version numbers and flags. If you are not an operator, you will see reduced detail."> <helpop key="loadmodule" value="/LOADMODULE [filename.so] Loads a module into the IRCd."> <helpop key="unloadmodule" value="/UNLOADMODULE [filename.so] Unloads a module from the IRCd. The module cannot have the static flag set (see the output of /MODULES)."> <helpop key="gloadmodule" value="/GLOADMODULE [filename.so] Globally loads a module into the network."> <helpop key="gunloadmodule" value="/GUNLOADMODULE [filename.so] Globally unloads a module from the network. The module cannot have the static flag set (see the output of /MODULES)."> <helpop key="kline" value="/KLINE [user@host] {[duration] :[reason]} Sets or removes a k-line (host based ban) on a host and ident mask. You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a ban, and one parameter to remove a ban (just the user@host section). The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format 1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional."> <helpop key="zline" value="/ZLINE [ipmask] {[duration] :[reason]} Sets or removes a z-line (ip based ban) on an ip range mask. You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a ban, and one parameter to remove a ban (just the user@host section). The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format 1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional."> <helpop key="qline" value="/QLINE [nickmask] {[duration] :[reason]} Sets or removes a q-line (nick based ban) on a nick mask. You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a ban, and one parameter to remove a ban (just the user@host section). The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format 1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional."> <helpop key="gline" value="/GLINE [user@host] {[duration] :[reason]} Sets or removes a g-line (global host based ban) on host mask. You must specify at least 3 parameters to add a ban, and one parameter to remove a ban (just the user@host section). The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format 1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional."> <helpop key="eline" value="/ELINE [user@host] {[duration] :[reason]} Sets or removes a e-line (local ban exception) on host mask. You must specify at least 3 parameters to add an exception, and one parameter to remove an exception (just the user@host section). The duration may be specified in seconds, or in the following format 1y2w3d4h5m6s - meaning one year, two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 5 minutes and 6 seconds. All fields in this format are optional."> ###################### # User/Channel Modes # ###################### <helpop key="umodes" value="User Modes ---------- o Is an IRC operator i Is invisible to /WHO w Can receive wallops messages s Can receive server notices n [mask] Can receive server notices specified by [mask] x Cloaked hostname (requires cloaking module) g Can receive globops (requires globops module) h Will receive helpops notification (requires helpop module) r Nickname is registered R Only registered users can PRIVMSG this nickname B Is a bot G Messages are censored to user W Can see when a user uses WHOIS on them S mIRC colour codes are stripped to the user D User can not receive PRIVMSGs"> <helpop key="chmodes" value="Channel Modes ------------- v [nickname] Gives voice to [nickname] (can talk on +m channel) h [nickname] Gives halfops to [nickname] o [nickname] Gives ops to [nickname] b [hostmask] Bans [hostmask] on the channel a [nickname] Give protected status to [nickname] (+q only) q [nickname] Give founder status to [nickname] (ulines only) i Make the channel invite only, must /INVITE users k [key] Set the channel key (password) to [key] l [limit] Set the maximum possible users to [limit] m Enable moderation. Only +vo(h) can speak n Only users who are members of the channel may message it p Make channel private (hide from /LIST) s Make channel secret (can't be used at the same time as +p) O Channel is IRCops only (can only be set by IRCops) t Only halfops and above can change the topic Q Only U-Lined servers/nicks can kick T Only halfops/ops can send NOTICEs to the channel C No CTCPs allowed to the channel c mIRC colour codes blocked on the channel S mIRC colour codes are stripped from the channel e [hostmask] Ban exception on [hostmask] K No /KNOCK allowed to channel L [channel] If the channel is full, redirect users to [channel] N No nick changes while on the channel G Censors channel based on network censor config g [word] All messages containing the word are blocked I [hostmask] Invite exception allows user to join a channel with +i j [joins]:[sec] Prevents join flooding J [seconds] Prevents auto-rejoin on kick f [*][lines]:[sec] Kick on text flood. With * user is banned V No invites allowed r Channel is registered R Only registered users can join M Non-registered users can't chat z SSL clients only x Join exception mask. Avoids +ibkO ------------- NOTE: A large number of these modes are dependent upon server-side modules being loaded by a server/network administrator. The actual modes available on your network may be very different to this list. Please consult your help channel if you have any questions."> ###################### # Stats Symbols # ###################### <helpop key="stats" value="/STATS [symbol] Shows various server statistics. Depending on configuration this command may be reserved for oper-only use. - Valid symbols are: - m Show command statistics, number of times commands have been used z Show memory usage statistics o Show a list of all valid oper usernames and hostmasks l Show all inbound and outbound server and client connections u Show server uptime k Show k-lines (local bans) g Show g-lines (global bans) q Show q-lines (nick mask bans) Z Show z-lines (ip mask bans) Y Show connection classes C Show link blocks U Show u-lined servers P Show online opers and their idle times I Show connect class permissions e Show e-lines (local ban exemptions) C Show channel bans s Show filters - Note that all /STATS use is broadcast to online IRC operators."> \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/conf/inspircd.helpop.example b/conf/inspircd.helpop.example
index a02847ad0..109a934a3 100644
--- a/conf/inspircd.helpop.example
+++ b/conf/inspircd.helpop.example
@@ -1,83 +1 @@
-# Sample configuration file for m_helpop.so
-# You can either copy this into your conf folder and set up the module to use it,
-# or you can customize the responses for your network and/or add more.
-#
-# The way the new helpop system works is simple. You use one or more helpop tags.
-# <helpop key="moo" value="something here">.
-# key is what the user is looking for (i.e. /helpop moo), and value is what they get back
-# (note that it can span multiple lines!).
-# -- w00t 16/dec/2006
-#
-
-<helpop key="start" value=" InspIRCd help system
- --------------------
--
-This system provides help for commands and modes.
-Specify your question or a command name as the
-parameter for this command.
--
-/HELPOP COMMANDS - To see a list of commands
-/HELPOP UMODES - To see a list of user modes
-/HELPOP CHMODES - To see a list of channel modes">
-
-<helpop key="nohelp" value="There is no help for the topic
-You searched for. Please try again.">
-
-<helpop key="commands" value="User Commands
--------------
-USER NICK QUIT VERSION PING
-PONG ADMIN PRIVMSG INFO TIME
-WHOIS NOTICE JOIN NAMES PART
-KICK MODE TOPIC WHO MOTD
-RULES OPER LIST LUSERS STATS
-USERHOST AWAY ISON SUMMON USERS
-INVITE PASS WHOWAS LINKS MAP
-COMMANDS MODULES
-
-Oper Commands
--------------
-DIE RESTART KILL REHASH TRACE
-CONNECT SQUIT MODULES KLINE ZLINE
-QLINE GLINE ELINE">
-
-
-<helpop key="umodes" value="User Modes
-----------
-o Is an IRC operator
-i Is invisible to /WHO
-w Can receive wallops messages
-s Can receive server notices
-n [mask] Can receive server notices specified by [mask], or * for all.
-x Cloaked hostname (requires cloaking module)
-h Will receive helpops notification (requires helpop module)">
-
-<helpop key="chmodes" value="Channel Modes
--------------
-v [nickname] Gives voice to [nickname] (can talk on +m channel)
-h [nickname] Gives halfops to [nickname] (requires halfop module)
-o [nickname] Gives ops to [nickname]
-b [hostmask] Bans [hostmask] on the channel
-a [nickname] Give protected status to [nickname] (+q only)
-q [nickname] Give founder status to [nickname] (ulines only)
-i Make the channel invite only, must /INVITE users
-k [key] Set the channel key (password) to [key]
-l [limit] Set the maximum possible users to [limit]
-m Enable moderation. Only +vo(h) can speak
-n Only users who are members of the channel may message it
-p Make channel private (hide from /LIST)
-s Make channel secret (can't be used at the same time as +p)
-O Channel is IRCops only (can only be set by IRCops)
-t Only halfops and above can change the topic
-Q Only U-Lined servers/nicks can kick
-T Only halfops/ops can send NOTICEs to the channel
-C No CTCPs allowed to the channel
-c mIRC colour codes blocked on the channel
-K No /KNOCK allowed to channel (if knock module is loaded)
-L [channel] If the channel is full, redirect users to [channel]
-N No nickchanges while on the channel
--------------
-NOTE: A large number of these modes are dependent upon server-side modules
-being loaded by a server/network administrator. The actual modes available
-on your network may be very different to this list. Please consult your
-help channel if you have any questions.">
-
+# Sample configuration file for m_helpop.so # You can either copy this into your conf folder and set up the module to use it, # or you can customize the responses for your network and/or add more. # # The way the new helpop system works is simple. You use one or more helpop tags. # <helpop key="moo" value="something here">. # key is what the user is looking for (i.e. /helpop moo), and value is what they get back # (note that it can span multiple lines!). # -- w00t 16/dec/2006 # <helpop key="start" value=" InspIRCd help system -------------------- - This system provides help for commands and modes. Specify your question or a command name as the parameter for this command. - /HELPOP COMMANDS - To see a list of commands /HELPOP UMODES - To see a list of user modes /HELPOP CHMODES - To see a list of channel modes"> <helpop key="nohelp" value="There is no help for the topic You searched for. Please try again."> <helpop key="commands" value="User Commands ------------- USER NICK QUIT VERSION PING PONG ADMIN PRIVMSG INFO TIME WHOIS NOTICE JOIN NAMES PART KICK MODE TOPIC WHO MOTD RULES OPER LIST LUSERS STATS USERHOST AWAY ISON SUMMON USERS INVITE PASS WHOWAS LINKS MAP COMMANDS MODULES Oper Commands ------------- DIE RESTART KILL REHASH TRACE CONNECT SQUIT MODULES KLINE ZLINE QLINE GLINE ELINE"> <helpop key="umodes" value="User Modes ---------- o Is an IRC operator i Is invisible to /WHO w Can receive wallops messages s Can receive server notices n [mask] Can receive server notices specified by [mask], or * for all. x Cloaked hostname (requires cloaking module) h Will receive helpops notification (requires helpop module)"> <helpop key="chmodes" value="Channel Modes ------------- v [nickname] Gives voice to [nickname] (can talk on +m channel) h [nickname] Gives halfops to [nickname] (requires halfop module) o [nickname] Gives ops to [nickname] b [hostmask] Bans [hostmask] on the channel a [nickname] Give protected status to [nickname] (+q only) q [nickname] Give founder status to [nickname] (ulines only) i Make the channel invite only, must /INVITE users k [key] Set the channel key (password) to [key] l [limit] Set the maximum possible users to [limit] m Enable moderation. Only +vo(h) can speak n Only users who are members of the channel may message it p Make channel private (hide from /LIST) s Make channel secret (can't be used at the same time as +p) O Channel is IRCops only (can only be set by IRCops) t Only halfops and above can change the topic Q Only U-Lined servers/nicks can kick T Only halfops/ops can send NOTICEs to the channel C No CTCPs allowed to the channel c mIRC colour codes blocked on the channel K No /KNOCK allowed to channel (if knock module is loaded) L [channel] If the channel is full, redirect users to [channel] N No nickchanges while on the channel ------------- NOTE: A large number of these modes are dependent upon server-side modules being loaded by a server/network administrator. The actual modes available on your network may be very different to this list. Please consult your help channel if you have any questions."> \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/conf/inspircd.motd.example b/conf/inspircd.motd.example
index 6653792ac..06f1e5d66 100644
--- a/conf/inspircd.motd.example
+++ b/conf/inspircd.motd.example
@@ -1,40 +1 @@
-
- _____ _____ _____ _____ _
-|_ _| |_ _| | __ \ / ____| | |
- | | _ __ ___ _ __ | | | |__) || | __| |
- | | | '_ \ / __| | '_ \ | | | _ / | | / _` |
- _| |_ | | | | \__ \ | |_) | _| |_ | | \ \ | |____ | (_| |
-|_____| |_| |_| |___/ | .__/ |_____| |_| \_\ \_____| \__,_|
- __________________| |_______________________________
- |__________________|_|_______________________________|
-
- Putting the ricer in IRCer since 2007
-
- //\
- V \ WELCOME TO AN INSPIRCD NETWORK
- \ \_ If you see this, I am probably new
- \,'.`-. If I'm not new, my owner is lazy.
- |\ `. `.
- ( \ `. `-. _,.-:\
- \ \ `. `-._ __..--' ,-';/
- \ `. `-. `-..___..---' _.--' ,'/
- `. `. `-._ __..--' ,' /
- `. `-_ ``--..'' _.-' ,'
- `-_ `-.___ __,--' ,'
- `-.__ `----""" __.-'
- `--..____..--'
-
- -- To change, see inspircd.motd.example --
- / \
- / * Web: http://www.inspircd.org \
- | * Blog: http://www.inspircd.com |
- | * IRC: irc.inspircd.org #inspircd |
- | * Docs: http://www.inspircd.org/wiki |
- | |
- | We hope you like this software. Please do |
- | make sure you put some effort into |
- | your configuration though so you like it. |
- | Enjoy. |
- | |
- \ -- The InspIRCd Team /
- ------------------------------------------- \ No newline at end of file
+ _____ _____ _____ _____ _ |_ _| |_ _| | __ \ / ____| | | | | _ __ ___ _ __ | | | |__) || | __| | | | | '_ \ / __| | '_ \ | | | _ / | | / _` | _| |_ | | | | \__ \ | |_) | _| |_ | | \ \ | |____ | (_| | |_____| |_| |_| |___/ | .__/ |_____| |_| \_\ \_____| \__,_| __________________| |_______________________________ |__________________|_|_______________________________| Putting the ricer in IRCer since 2007 //\ V \ WELCOME TO AN INSPIRCD NETWORK \ \_ If you see this, I am probably new \,'.`-. If I'm not new, my owner is lazy. |\ `. `. ( \ `. `-. _,.-:\ \ \ `. `-._ __..--' ,-';/ \ `. `-. `-..___..---' _.--' ,'/ `. `. `-._ __..--' ,' / `. `-_ ``--..'' _.-' ,' `-_ `-.___ __,--' ,' `-.__ `----""" __.-' `--..____..--' -- To change, see inspircd.motd.example -- / \ / * Web: http://www.inspircd.org \ | * Blog: http://www.inspircd.com | | * IRC: irc.inspircd.org #inspircd | | * Docs: http://www.inspircd.org/wiki | | | | We hope you like this software. Please do | | make sure you put some effort into | | your configuration though so you like it. | | Enjoy. | | | \ -- The InspIRCd Team / ------------------------------------------- \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/conf/inspircd.quotes.example b/conf/inspircd.quotes.example
index 9b2bc0f6a..12ff74e4b 100644
--- a/conf/inspircd.quotes.example
+++ b/conf/inspircd.quotes.example
@@ -1,175 +1 @@
-Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell
-Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors
-Hardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick.
-Maniac /n./ An early computer built by nuts.
-RAM /abr./: Rarely Adequate Memory.
-Programmer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects
-Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels
-Plonk /excl./: The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file
-hURL /n./: a link to a web site that makes you want to puke
-SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.
-If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it? . The Covert Comic.
-A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. . Joseph Campbell
-I dropped my computer on my foot! That Megahurtz!!
-A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
-586: The average IQ needed to understand a PC
-Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it
-If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
-A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation..
-Want to come see my HARD DRIVE ? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. . Geek pick-up line.
-If you torture the data enough, it will confess. . Ronald Coase
-If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime
-ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
-Use the source, Luke...
-Programming is an art form that fights back
-MacOS, Windows, BeOS: they're all just Xerox copies
-Whenever you think you have a clever programming trick... forget it!
-Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. . Dave Platt
-Your program is sick ! Shoot it and put it out of its memory
-/* You are not expected to understand this */
-To define recursion, we must first define recursion
-ERROR: Computer possessed; Load EXOR.SYS ? [Y/N]
-Linux is only free if your time is worthless
-Linux: find out what you've been missing while you've been rebooting Windows NT
-unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep
-Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
-It's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is?
-#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) . Shakespeare
-The more I C, the less I see.
-Confucius say: He who play in root, eventually kill tree.
-Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully
-C++: Hard to learn and built to stay that way
-Java is, in many ways, C++-- . Michael Feldman.
-They don't make bugs like Bunny anymore . Olav Mjelde
-If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in
-When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem you encounter resembles a nail
-System Error: press F13 to continue...
-To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer
-Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
-Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code
-Who is this 'General Failure' and why is he reading my disk?
-hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY?
-InspIRCd, now with excessive ammounts of Cheeze
-I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs
-Kevorkian Virus: helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
- [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE]
-Error, no keyboard . press F1 to continue.
-Insert Something Funkeh.. err.. There! -->
-Cannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again
-File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N)
-The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
-If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
-My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
-It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages
-Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity
-Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair
-Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
-Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?
-See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.
-If you can't beat your computer at chess, do what I did . try kick-boxing.
-Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
-ASCII and ye shall receive.
-The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.
-<FrostyCoolSlug> NO, You cannot dial 999, I'm downloading my mail ;/
-640K ought to be enough for anybody. . Bill Gates, 1981
-Windows not found, [P]arty, [C]elebrate, [D]rink?
-English, the Microsoft of languages...
-It's been said that Bill Gates named his company after his dick...
-Ever notice how fast Windows runs ? -- Neither did I
-If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft
-We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated
-"Microsoft Works." . Oxymoron
-Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something
-PANIC! buffer = :NickServ WRITE_DB(3). <-- JUST KIDDING!
-It just keeps going and going and going and going and goi <BANG>
-All that I know is that nukes are comming from 127.0.0.1
-I know all about the irc and the mirc cops.
-M re ink n ed d, ple s r fil
-Please refrain from feeding the IRC Operators. Thank you.
-I know all about mirc stuff, hmm.. I think this channel is experiencing packet loss..
-MacDonalds claims Macintosh stole their next idea of the iMac
-I can't hold her any longer, captain, she's gonna bl.. sorry, got caught up in the moment
-I recommend purchasing a Cyrix CPU for testing nuclear meltdowns
-Is it an international rule to have the worst picture possible on your driver license?
-Have you hugged your services coder, today?
-Ever wonder why they make the colon flash on alarm clocks?
-Whats this?.. blue screen with a VXD error?!.. I'VE BEEN NUKED!
-do-do-bop-doo-doo-do-do-doo.. For those of you who know that song, you have problems..
-be wery wery quiet... hunting wabbit...
-I've been IRC Nuked"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda
-"I find your lack of faith.....disturbing." - Darth Vader
-"I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the Star Wars characters.
-Can I upgrade my Hard Drive to a WARP drive?
-Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
-Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
-CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
-I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
-Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
-Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CARRIER
-I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.
-Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
-Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
-Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
-*grumble* "You're just supposed to sit here?"
-"Hey, what's this button d..<BOOM>" -W. Crusher
-"He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."-B5
-For a funny quote, call back later.
-Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'
-I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.
-If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
-Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
-Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
-My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!?
-Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
-Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
-Computing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
-An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
-Famous last words: This is the safe way to do it.......
-Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
-Clinton, "I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't mean..."
-CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues...
-IBM I Bought McIntosh
-IBM I Bring Manuals
-IBM I've Been Moved
-IBM Idolized By Management
-IBM Impenetrable Brain Matter
-IBM Imperialism By Marketing
-IBM Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth
-IBM Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
-IBM Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious
-IBM Ingrained Batch Mentality
-IBM Innovation By Management
-IBM Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks
-IBM Insipidly Bankrolling Millions
-IBM Inspect Before Multiusing
-IBM Install Bigger Memory
-IBM Institution By Machiavelli
-IBM Insultingly Boring Merchandisers
-IBM Intellectuals Being Moronized
-IBM Intelligence Belittling Meaning
-IBM Intimidated, Buffaloed Management
-IBM Into Building Money
-IBM Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches
-IBM Invest Before Multi-tasking
-IBM Investigate Baffling Malodor
-IBM Irresponsible Behave Multinational
-IBM It Beats Mattel
-IBM It's a Big Mess
-IBM It's Better Manually
-IBM Itty Bitty Machine
-IBM Institute for Black Magic
-100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
-Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
-Rules of the game: Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
-Rules of the game: Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
-Computing Definition - Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output.
-Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
-WinErr 653: Multitasking attempted - system confused.
-Cannot join #real_life (invite only)
-"Unfortunatly, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." - Matrix
-"Reality is a thing of the past" - Matrix
-"The future will not be user friendly" - Matrix
-"The general idea in chat is to make yourself understandable... ..." - Peer
-"heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky
+Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors Hardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick. Maniac /n./ An early computer built by nuts. RAM /abr./: Rarely Adequate Memory. Programmer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels Plonk /excl./: The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file hURL /n./: a link to a web site that makes you want to puke SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it. If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it? . The Covert Comic. A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. . Joseph Campbell I dropped my computer on my foot! That Megahurtz!! A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord 586: The average IQ needed to understand a PC Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation.. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE ? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. . Geek pick-up line. If you torture the data enough, it will confess. . Ronald Coase If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! Use the source, Luke... Programming is an art form that fights back MacOS, Windows, BeOS: they're all just Xerox copies Whenever you think you have a clever programming trick... forget it! Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. . Dave Platt Your program is sick ! Shoot it and put it out of its memory /* You are not expected to understand this */ To define recursion, we must first define recursion ERROR: Computer possessed; Load EXOR.SYS ? [Y/N] Linux is only free if your time is worthless Linux: find out what you've been missing while you've been rebooting Windows NT unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep Profanity is the one language all programmers know best It's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is? #define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) . Shakespeare The more I C, the less I see. Confucius say: He who play in root, eventually kill tree. Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully C++: Hard to learn and built to stay that way Java is, in many ways, C++-- . Michael Feldman. They don't make bugs like Bunny anymore . Olav Mjelde If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem you encounter resembles a nail System Error: press F13 to continue... To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code Who is this 'General Failure' and why is he reading my disk? hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY? InspIRCd, now with excessive ammounts of Cheeze I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs Kevorkian Virus: helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to. [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE] Error, no keyboard . press F1 to continue. Insert Something Funkeh.. err.. There! --> Cannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N) The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in If it's not on fire, it's a software problem My software never has bugs. It just develops random features It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean? See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now. If you can't beat your computer at chess, do what I did . try kick-boxing. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... ASCII and ye shall receive. The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit. <FrostyCoolSlug> NO, You cannot dial 999, I'm downloading my mail ;/ 640K ought to be enough for anybody. . Bill Gates, 1981 Windows not found, [P]arty, [C]elebrate, [D]rink? English, the Microsoft of languages... It's been said that Bill Gates named his company after his dick... Ever notice how fast Windows runs ? -- Neither did I If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated "Microsoft Works." . Oxymoron Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something PANIC! buffer = :NickServ WRITE_DB(3). <-- JUST KIDDING! It just keeps going and going and going and going and goi <BANG> All that I know is that nukes are comming from 127.0.0.1 I know all about the irc and the mirc cops. M re ink n ed d, ple s r fil Please refrain from feeding the IRC Operators. Thank you. I know all about mirc stuff, hmm.. I think this channel is experiencing packet loss.. MacDonalds claims Macintosh stole their next idea of the iMac I can't hold her any longer, captain, she's gonna bl.. sorry, got caught up in the moment I recommend purchasing a Cyrix CPU for testing nuclear meltdowns Is it an international rule to have the worst picture possible on your driver license? Have you hugged your services coder, today? Ever wonder why they make the colon flash on alarm clocks? Whats this?.. blue screen with a VXD error?!.. I'VE BEEN NUKED! do-do-bop-doo-doo-do-do-doo.. For those of you who know that song, you have problems.. be wery wery quiet... hunting wabbit... I've been IRC Nuked"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda "I find your lack of faith.....disturbing." - Darth Vader "I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the Star Wars characters. Can I upgrade my Hard Drive to a WARP drive? Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\> Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n] CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CARRIER I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. *grumble* "You're just supposed to sit here?" "Hey, what's this button d..<BOOM>" -W. Crusher "He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."-B5 For a funny quote, call back later. Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!' I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!? Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... Computing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash. An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. Famous last words: This is the safe way to do it....... Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Clinton, "I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't mean..." CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues... IBM I Bought McIntosh IBM I Bring Manuals IBM I've Been Moved IBM Idolized By Management IBM Impenetrable Brain Matter IBM Imperialism By Marketing IBM Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth IBM Inertia Breeds Mediocrity IBM Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious IBM Ingrained Batch Mentality IBM Innovation By Management IBM Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks IBM Insipidly Bankrolling Millions IBM Inspect Before Multiusing IBM Install Bigger Memory IBM Institution By Machiavelli IBM Insultingly Boring Merchandisers IBM Intellectuals Being Moronized IBM Intelligence Belittling Meaning IBM Intimidated, Buffaloed Management IBM Into Building Money IBM Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches IBM Invest Before Multi-tasking IBM Investigate Baffling Malodor IBM Irresponsible Behave Multinational IBM It Beats Mattel IBM It's a Big Mess IBM It's Better Manually IBM Itty Bitty Machine IBM Institute for Black Magic 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Rules of the game: Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. Rules of the game: Any given program, once running, is obsolete. Computing Definition - Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic WinErr 653: Multitasking attempted - system confused. Cannot join #real_life (invite only) "Unfortunatly, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." - Matrix "Reality is a thing of the past" - Matrix "The future will not be user friendly" - Matrix "The general idea in chat is to make yourself understandable... ..." - Peer "heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky \ No newline at end of file
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-This is the InspIRCd rules file.
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-Place any network or server rules here :)
+This is the InspIRCd rules file. Place any network or server rules here :) \ No newline at end of file