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authorbricker <bricker@e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7>2008-05-29 20:48:16 +0000
committerbricker <bricker@e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7>2008-05-29 20:48:16 +0000
commit0a3cdb73b632722ca696caef77c6b490c8c31038 (patch)
tree0b2b9c00c46bdf3e2f5f603a9141f6036a92e18b /conf/inspircd.quotes.example
parent2e450a179fe49b9de1f49c7a58c0cf82b1348a46 (diff)
removed duplicate quotes. Thanks jackmcbarn
git-svn-id: http://svn.inspircd.org/repository/trunk/inspircd@9821 e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7
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@@ -52,21 +52,18 @@ hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY?
InspIRCd, now with excessive ammounts of Cheeze
I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs
Kevorkian Virus: helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
- [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE]
-Error, no keyboard . press F1 to continue.
+ [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE]
Insert Something Funkeh.. err.. There! -->
Cannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again
File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N)
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
-My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages
Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity
Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?
See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.
-If you can't beat your computer at chess, do what I did . try kick-boxing.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
ASCII and ye shall receive.
The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.
@@ -116,13 +113,11 @@ Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
For a funny quote, call back later.
Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'
I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.
-If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!?
-Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Computing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.